Shoot me now

Clockwise from top left
Ash JALOUSE
Topshop PSYCHIC
ASOS ANGELES
ASOS AGGIE

I'm not sure that pun on the dreadful shoe-boot amalgam 'shoot' will have worked for anyone except me - whatevs. Sometimes I find myself funnier than any comic, and I should seek help for it. Anyway, the issue at hand is helping me choose some bloody footwear, much of which I've been coveting for a while and some of which I can't afford. (Seriously Topshop - £120 for shoe boots, what the fuck?!)
Anyway - leave comments a-plenty telling me what the heck to buy with my ebay money... speaking of which... CLICK HERE FOR BARGAINS
(You see what I did there?)

Tory the tiger

It's official, autumn is here. To celebrate I went for a sweater, boots and jeans combo in an effort to be warm, comfy and work-appropriate.

Jumper - Topshop// Jeans - Topshop// Boots - Steve Madden
You will probably be seeing a lot of these boots. They cost me quite a pretty penny last Autumn and therefore must last at least two winters. I still love them though - it took me a long time to find my perfect pair of slouchy biker boots; they're comfy, they go with everything and they're therefore here to stay.

Apologies for the crappy photos - with no non-busy work colleagues I had to go DIY in the ladies loos.

Come buy with me...

I've made a few purchases recently that I just haven't had chance to reveal on the blog. I suppose I was waiting until I wore them, and then ended up not having time to take outfit pics. I hate that! So I thought I'd reveal my new finds in one fell swoop, then hopefully they'll crop up in some outfit posts in coming weeks...

Dress - Topshop - £40// Shorts - Topshop - £35// Boots - ASOS - £85// Jeans - Topshop (High waisted 70s) - £40// Shirt - Topshop - £40

The dress is Kate Moss (shocker) and I love it. The shorts are really soft and yet to be worn - Saturday night on the tiles, I hope you're ready. The boots were a total mistake. I love them, they go with everything, but in a 7 they are just too high for me. I do this about once a year - buy completely impractical shoes that just sit in my room.

The jeans arrived and said 'Jamie' on them, but are exactly the same serial number as my order and fit like a glove, so who knows what's going on in Toppers' labelling dept. And the shirt is possibly a little fitted, but I'm going to tuck it in to the shorts so didn't want it to be too diaphanous! Booby ladies take heed - go a size up!

And that's my autumn update in a nutshell!

Sexual shearling

I'm kind of obsessed with shearling. I needed a piece of the action. So as my jacket experience was a full-on fail, I've gone for some fabulous boots. As a little teaser to which ones I've bought, I thought I'd play a game - guess which furry fellas I've gone for... the answer's coming, with an outfit post, tomorrow!
1. Kurt Geiger via ASOS - £180// 2. ASOS - £85// 3.New Look - £34.99  4. River Island - £75//